Roland Vinyard,

"The Bard Rocks"



Sally, Let Your Bangs Hang Down

The Scotsman
Seven Old Ladies

The Sick ExcuseTake It on Out the Door

Talking Hard Luck Blues
Teterboro Tower

Them Cave Poems

Then It Don't Hurt No More
There Once Was a Young Man Who Went to the City

There Was Quite a Party

The Thing

They Call It Missouri, But It's Misery to Me
They Go Wild Over Me

They're Laying Eggs Now

They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer

Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tom Cat Blues
To Morrow
Trinity Cake

Uncle Dud
Uncle Harvey’s Airplane
Variation on an Old English Theme
Vassar Hygiene Song

We Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?

You Leave Her Be


Get Up & Go

Grandma’s in the Cellar

Horses Run Around
Housewife’s Lament
Hungry Hash House
I’m My Own Grandpa
In Heaven There is No Beer
It Does Not Pay to Be Hip
I Was Born About 10000 Years Ago
Life Gets Teejus, Don’t It?

Life is Hard, But It's hardest When You're Dumb
Logger Lover

Man on the Flying Trapeze
Merry Minuet
Miller’s Will

The Mississippi Squirrel
Mrs. Murphy’s  Chowder
My Oklahoma Home

Old Woman Who Swallowed a Fly
Other Side of Jordan

Pat & Mike's Fight
Pig & the Inebriate
Plastic Jesus
Portland County Jail
Raw Recruit
Red Light Saloon
Rickety Tickety Tin


The Bard is good-humor man and just loves to have an audience laughing with him. When you know it is going to be funny, you listen closer. Some have punch lines, and others are just amuse. And they are all fun to sing!

Ah Woe, Ah Me

Aimee McPherson
Ain’t Gonna Rain No More
Anne Boleyn

Army Life
Away with Rum

Bald-Headed End of a Broom

Bang Lulu

Being a Pirate

Bent County Batchelor

Big Ellie Mae
Birmingham Bull
Blest Be the Tie that Binds

Boy Named Sue

Bring It On
A Capital Ship

The Cat Came Back

The Chickens Grow Tall
Curly Head of Hair
Days of ‘49
The Devil & the Farmer’s Wife
Doctor Freud

Don't Try It, for It Can't Be Done

Draft Dodger Rag

Dude Ranch Cowhands
Dying Hobo

Father's Whiskers

The Fat Republican
Foolish Questions
Five Constipated Men

Foolish Questions
Four Nights Drunk